Chief Rocket Surgeon

Jul 23

almaasi:

#ITS FUCKING BACK  #HE KNOWS  #THEY ALL KNOW  #HIDE THE PORN

Jul 23
Jul 23
fuckitimdonewiththis:

mexicuana:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

you lost your salt privileges

#howtopunishahunter

fuckitimdonewiththis:

mexicuana:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

you lost your salt privileges

#howtopunishahunter

Jul 23
fandom-pride:

bowtiesonbakerstreet:

vandyt-xain:

I used to visit the eye-trees in the forest next to my grandmother’s house.

Does your grandmother live in Night Vale

"Old woman Josie’s grandchildren came to visit today! And boy did they seem confused"

fandom-pride:

bowtiesonbakerstreet:

vandyt-xain:

I used to visit the eye-trees in the forest next to my grandmother’s house.

Does your grandmother live in Night Vale

"Old woman Josie’s grandchildren came to visit today! And boy did they seem confused"

Jul 23

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

Jul 23

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

Jul 23

collegehumor:

dorkly:

dorkly:

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!

Happy Batman Day! Don’t forget to follow Dorkly on Tumblr if you don’t already.

Jul 23
wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

Jul 23

lukeisherenow:

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life

Jul 22
magicalsnoozinggoose:

Heuheuuheueheuh *Whispers* stealthy

magicalsnoozinggoose:

Heuheuuheueheuh *Whispers* stealthy

Jul 22
EVERYTHING HURTS

EVERYTHING HURTS

Jul 21
otterlogic:

Skippercifer requested Carlos riding a shark. I added lasers to the shark for obvious reasons. 

otterlogic:

Skippercifer requested Carlos riding a shark. I added lasers to the shark for obvious reasons. 

Jul 21
Jul 21
flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

Jul 21

broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.